Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Like Drugs, artist - Steel Panther. Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
I Like Drugs |
| Last night, I got so high |
| I think I had sex with the cable guy |
| Well I’ll admit, it would’ve been funny |
| But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money |
| I buy chronic every week or so |
| But I do it when I’m really really high on blow |
| I’m wide awake, but it’s hard to count |
| I paid $ 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce! |
| I like drugs but the don’t like me |
| My brain cells seem to disagree |
| I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs but they don’t like me |
| I was pounding some bitch the other night |
| Rolling on E man, feeling alright |
| When I was high she was hotter than heck |
| But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek |
| I get high, that ain’t no lie |
| But I can’t afford another friggin DUI |
| Doctor says «stop, or you’ll be dying» |
| I was gonna, but then you said you were buying |
| I like drugs but the don’t like me |
| It’s always better, when they’re free! |
| I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don’t like me… |
| No they don’t! |
| Don’t try and stop me, I can’t be saved… oh yeah |
| If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved |
| Can you necro-feel-it! |
| Aaahhh yeah… I Like Drugs |
| I do it when I’m chillin' |
| Aaahhh yeah… |
| I like drugs |
| I’ve even snorted penicillin… Ahhh come on! |
| come on! |
| come on! |
| If I can crush it — It goes up my nose |
| If it’s smack I’ll shoot it in between my toes |
| How old am I? |
| Nobody knows! |
| My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows! |
| Vicadin, valium, Percocet and crack |
| Everybody scream Heavy Metal’s back! |
| I like drugs but the don’t like me |
| I like drugs but the don’t like me |
| I’m driving right now to the next party |
| I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don’t like me! |
| Michael: Oh shit, I’m getting pulled over again… |
| Ah I better chug these beers, where’s those pills? |
| Cop: Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there? |
| Michael: Well what’s the fucking speed limit? |
| 15 mph? |
| Cop: Smart Ass! |
| Cop: Sir do you have any Warrants? |
| Michael: I got their first CD, but you can’t have it! |
| Later! |
| Cop: I got a 5150 on a 2112, I’m following a 1984 yellow Camaro |
| Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth… |
| Scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil! |