Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Critter, artist - Steel Panther.
Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Critter |
If you love your lady then here’s some good advice |
If you want her to stay with you then don’t go treating her nice |
If you buy her flowers she’ll drop you twice as fast |
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass |
Hit her in the shitter |
Treat her like a critter |
Fuck that lady right |
Hit her in the shitter |
Treat her like a critter |
She won’t put up a fight |
If you’re at the strip joint hanging out with the guys |
When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes |
Tell her that she’s ugly and treat her really mean |
She’d really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem |
Then you can |
Hit her in the shitter |
Treat her like a critter |
Fuck that dancer girl |
Hit her in the shitter |
Treat her like a critter |
Just like Ron Jeremy would |
Hit her in the shitter |
Treat her like a critter |
Use your spit for lube |
Hit her in the shitter |
Treat her like a critter |
Screw her poopie tube |
Don’t be retarded, you’ve gotta listen to my song (to this song) |
Don’t be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong |
Hit her in the shitter |
Gotta treat her like a critter |
Treat her like a critter |
Fuck fuck yeah |
Treat her like a critter |
Woah, she really likes it |
Treat her like a critter |
Yeah, my littles slut girl |
Treat her like a critter |
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah |
She likes it in the ass |
Ooh yeah yeah yeah |