Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song B.V.S., artist - Steel Panther. Date of issue: 31.03.2014
Song language: English
B.V.S. |
| Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease |
| Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please |
| If you poke someone with B.V.S. |
| there’s not much you can do |
| It’s like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two |
| I won’t rest till I do my best |
| To rid the whole world of B.V.S |
| Gonna do my best |
| To rid the whole world of motherfucking B.V.S |
| B.V.S. |
| is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ball |
| It’s easy to get it in there, but it doesn’t satisfy at all |
| Well I do my best to make 'em cum, but my cock won’t do the trick |
| And I got a full five inches |
| In other words, a massive dick, yeah |
| I won’t rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S |
| I’m gonna pass that test |
| Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B.V.S |
| B.B.S. |
| is different |
| That’s when your tits get super fat |
| But most guys that I talk to say they got no problem with that, no |
| Sood man, Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly joke |
| It’s a pandemic of massive proportions affecting every girl I poke |
| If a man like me can’t make you cum with my massive piece of meat |
| Chances are you got B.V.S. |
| girl |
| And that’s the thing that we gotta beat |
| Gotta beat that fuckin meat |
| I won’t rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S |
| Whoa, ya got some kick ass breasts, but the problem is that goddamn B.V.S. |
| B.V.S |