Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song La Gioconda - La Joconde, artist - Spike Jones. Album song Spike Jones: Classica Horribilis, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 04.09.2011
Record label: MusiKazoo
Song language: English
La Gioconda - La Joconde |
| Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen |
| This is Doodles Weaver in the pressbox |
| In Indianapolis for the races out here |
| It is a beautiful day for the races |
| Not a cloud in the sky |
| A hundred and fifty thousand people are waiting for this great event |
| And what a spectacle, what a wonderful spectacle |
| I’ll describe the whole thing now |
| The boys are coming round the turn |
| And I believe it is a perfect sight |
| As they come down here |
| The green flag waves |
| The starter says OK |
| And THERE THEY GOOOOOO! |
| It’s car number 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, jack |
| Jack? |
| Hit me again dealer |
| Number 10 has taken a lead around the park turn there he goes |
| Number 13, 16, 17, green car, blue car |
| The first car by the turn will be number 10 |
| Here he comes down the straight-away at a 135 miles per hour |
| (Voom) there he goes now, car number 3, (voom) 4, (voom) 5 |
| A wreck! |
| A wreck in the park turn, a man skidding around |
| Out of control, up to the fence, down to the fence |
| Unless he’s careful, he’s going to hit the fence |
| Please don’t hit that fence. |
| (bang) |
| He hit it |
| Ladies and gentlemen |
| There’s been a very slight accident in the park turn involving 35 cars |
| I’ve have my assistent Pootwaddle on the track with a travelling microphone |
| I’m going to have him cross to that driver who’s being taken away, |
| but be careful |
| I’m down on the track now, and as I cross the track |
| I… (voom) Number 3 went by there, as I cross the track… (voom)… |
| 4 went by there, well I…(voom) |
| I’m having a little trouble getting across the…(voom)…track |
| Here’s the driver of that car |
| Say a few words driver, so everbody will know that you’re perfectly okay |
| Aaaaaiiaaauuu! |
| You just heard the driver of that car. |
| He’s all right |
| Finish the race, please (whoop) |
| Ladies and gentlemen |
| This is Doodles Weaver back in the stand for the finish of the race |
| For you people who have tuned in late |
| Number 30 just sat a record. |
| (voom) |
| There he goes now, passing everybody |
| Every eye glued on that car |
| Looks very funny with all those eyes glued on it |
| Here he goes, (voom) there he goes again |
| Look at that boy drive. |
| (voom) |
| Look at him go, he’s really going. |
| (voom) |
| There he goes again |
| Look out. |
| (voom, voom) |
| He went by twice. |
| And here’s a little midget |
| A little midget racer doing well |
| Look at that little midget there. |
| (zip) |
| The little midget racer went by (voom) 9 (voom) 12 (roar) |
| A P-38, how did that get in the race? |
| And (voom) 12 (voom) 9 |
| And the best man is number 13, around the turn |
| Down to the green flag |
| He’s coming down here for a … tight … yep, think of a perfect finish down |
| here |
| And I believe he’s going to be the winner |
| The crowd is going mad as he comes down |
| There goes the winnerrrrrrrrr! |
| Feitlebaum |