Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Legend of Lil' Beethoven, artist - Sparks.
Date of issue: 25.11.2002
Song language: English
The Legend of Lil' Beethoven |
Surprised no one with even a slight familiarity with his family history |
That he would excel at both carrying on |
In his great-great-great-great-grandfather's grandiose musical tradition |
While at the same time exhibiting what could only be described |
As «street credibility» did surprise some |
How did this young genius acquire his particular abilities? |
One day in the 19th century, Ludwig von Beethoven traveled secretly to New York |
To seek the advice of the city’s most prominent ear doctor |
In a last, desperate attempt to stop the deterioration of his hearing |
Medically, the visit was a failure |
Nevertheless, the doctor had a beautiful daughter |
A very streetwise daughter |
Whose manner was unlike anything Ludwig had encountered in the old world |
Ludwig was charmed, one thing led to another and after a brief affair |
A child of their union was born |
200 years later, Bill Beethoven shows dramatic evidence |
Of the musical genius he derived from his great-great-great-great-grandfather |
And the charm, sex appeal, and street credibility he derived |
From his great-great-great-great-grandmother |
A true musical genius has arrived |
A genius called Lil' Beethoven |