| At home, at work, at play
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| I know you’re unavailable from dusk to dawn
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| Or if you were available you’d bring along
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| A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me
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| I ain’t a glutton for a lot of sweaty company
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| You gotta catch her while she’s still at home
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| You gotta catch her while she’s still at work
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| You gotta catch her while she’s still at play
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| The only way is at home, work, or play
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| Time really flies when it ain’t that much time
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| You better shave half your face at a time
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| And brush the front of your teeth, leave the rest
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| And be with her when she’s not with the rest
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| Stop, there’s gotta be a million girls like her, though
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| I can’t think of one
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| So you catch her while she’s still at home
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| And you catch her while she’s still at work
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| And you catch her while she’s still at play
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| Don’t let her calendar be any cause to pout
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| There is a bit of time when there are few about
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| I’m gonna skirt the issue of her popularity
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| And just avail myself of all the time that she is free
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| You gotta catch her while she’s still at home
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| You gotta catch her while she’s still at work
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| You gotta catch her while she’s still at play
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| Cause half the day she’s at home, work or play
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| And time is fleeing the scene of the crime
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| The act of passing out wrinkles and lines
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| To every person regardless of race
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| To every person regardless of face
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| Stop, there’s gotta be a million girls like her though
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| I can’t think of one
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| So at home she says you butler well
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| And at work she says you’re typing well
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| And at play she says you caddie well
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| Stop, There’s gotta be a million girls like her though
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| I can’t think of one
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| So you catch her while she’s still at home
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| And you catch her while she’s still at work
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| And you catch her while she’s still at play
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| I’m gonna love you under incandescent light
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| I’m gonna love you under fluorescent light
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| The glaring sun above should not inhibit us at all
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| I’m very glad to know that your libido never palls
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| Stop, she’s unique, especially at home
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| Where you’re butler, maid, and often cook
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| And at work together juggling books
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| Or at play between the tennis sets
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| Or at play before she’s placed her bet
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| Or at play while she’s still slightly wet
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| Or at play while she is dripping wet |