| Stravinsky’s only hit
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| He toned it down a bit
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| He didn’t write the words, that was my job
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| He hated minor thirds
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| Thought them too absurd
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| I recommended them to make the girls sob
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| Adulation, how he loved it
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| All that action, Igor was digging it and
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| Party, party, rum and women
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| Party, party, a long way from Rite O' Spring
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| Stravinsky’s only smash
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| He didn’t need the cash
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| Gave it all away, he was selfless
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| NAACP, many charities
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| Royalties to help all the homeless
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| Still more action, careful Igor
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| All that action, don’t overdo it, pal, and
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| Party, party, take it easy
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| Party, party, 2 girls and now he’s on the
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| Dance floor, Igor, he could move like a pro
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| Dance floor, Igor, how Stravinsky could go
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| Slightly tipsy, but it gave him some charm
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| Slipped and fell but, didn’t see any harm
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| Stravinsky’s only hit
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| He toned it down a bit
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| He didn’t write the words that was my job
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| A chorus and a verse
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| He seemed to be adverse
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| I recommended them to make the hearts throb
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| Grammy winner as expected
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| Now Stravinsky shuns all the party people
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| Second thoughts and deep misgivings
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| Reputation, how can you blame him as the
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| Bitterness crept in
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| Got the best of him
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| Felt he had let down
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| Art-impassioned folk
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| Laid off all the coke
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| Wasn’t quite as fun
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| Stravinsky’s only hit
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| Hasn’t aged a bit
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| Seems as timely now, as you’ll hear now
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| La ha ha, sing so
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| La ha ha, sing so
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| La ha ha, sing so
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| La ha ha, sing so
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| On his resume
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| With his great ballets
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| Firebird et al
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| They don’t list his hit
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| Guess it doesn’t fit
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| Heard it at the mall
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| I don’t see it as an object of shame
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| Brave of Igor to have entered the game
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| All he misses is a midnight massage
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| Platinum record, probably in his garage
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| La ha ha, sing so
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| La ha ha, sing so
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| La ha ha, sing so
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| La ha ha, sing so |