| Drop the goody-goody look and put on your shoes
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| Because I’m gonna recommend a little somethin' for you
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| (Oh yeah)
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| Grab your little Lulu or your Sally or Sue
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| And take her out to that Metropolis without no taboos
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| (Oh yeah)
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| What you say, who are you?
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| Never mind just sing the tune
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| Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
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| Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
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| The perfect place, and what a pace
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| Man, I’ve heard of Peyton Place and Pigalle too
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| But this is better than the others, it’s American too
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| (Oh yeah)
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| No one has the time to eat a meal or to think
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| Because they’re way too busy doin' Kama Sutra-y things
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| (Oh yeah)
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| Look around, see the sights
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| Go to bed what a life
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| Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
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| Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
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| The perfect place, and what a pace
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| There’s a whole lotta fish in the sea
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| Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
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| Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
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| The perfect place, and what a pace
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| If you try to come here and you try to abstain
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| They’ll send you to the prison for the criminally insane
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| (Oh yeah)
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| Maybe I’ll just stay here for the rest of my life
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| Because it’s better than commuting here with you every night
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| (Oh yeah)
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| Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
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| Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
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| The perfect place, and what a pace |