| Sainthood’s Not In Your Future
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| I should have seen it all coming
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| Your left hook I found most stunning
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| Sainthood Is Not In Your Future
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| Wherefore art thou so nasty
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| I saweth of you as so classy
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| But Sainthood’s Not In Your Future
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| That’s when the bullet whizzed past me
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| No it ain’t, no it ain’t, no it ain’t
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| Sainthood’s Not In Your Future
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| The Pope is on the floor laughing
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| The Cardinals roar, they’re backslapping
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| Sainthood Is Not In Your Future
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| You came highly recommended
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| Your Joan Of Arc do well-attended
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| But Sainthood’s Not In Your Future
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| All interaction’s now suspended
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| All interaction’s now suspended
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| Sainthood’s Not In Your Future
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| Collect your things, it’s done, over
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| Collect your things, just leave Rover
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| Sainthood Is Not In Your Future
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| Where’s the happily ever after?
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| Where is the sound of joy and laughter?
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| But Sainthood’s Not In Your Future
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| Cheer up, you may just win a BAFTA |