Lyrics The Final Derriere - Sparks, Ronald Mael, Russel Mael

The Final Derriere

As I peer out of my window at night
Catching a glimpse and stirring my appetite
Can’t tear my eyes off the sights on the street
Another derriere
Another derriere
Ah, Master Passion, you’ve laid into me
While I observe, there goes 1, 2, and 3
So many walking the streets endlessly
Another derriere
Another derriere
Doctor, rid me of this desire, ire, ire
(Doctor, rid me of this desire)
(Doctor, rid me of this desire)
Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire
(Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire)
(Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire)
Fine, if that is what you desire
A little bit off the top
A little bit off the top
A little bit off the top
A little bit off the top
Out on the streets, cured at last, so relieved
Oh no, again, once again, I’m aggrieved
«Crack» goes the whip, Master Passion is sweet
Another derriere
Another derriere
Can’t look away, can’t pretend they’re not there
Cover my eyes, but I know they’re still there (know they’re still there)
Run to the doctor, it’s come back again
Another derriere
Another derriere
Doctor, rid me of this desire, ire, ire
(Doctor, rid me of this desire)
(Doctor, rid me of this desire)
Something more invasive this time
A little more off the top
A little more off the top
I guarantee it will stop
I think that this time, it’ll stop
Out on the streets, well, I guess that is that
Oh no, a derriere, I’m thrown to the mat (thrown to the mat)
Now Master Passion is at it again
Another derriere
Another derriere
Doctor, do not hold back the cure, ire, ire
(Doctor, rid me of this desire)
(Doctor, rid me of this desire)
If that’s what you want, here we go
Yet a little more off the top
Still a little more off the top
And a little more off the top
Yet a little more off the top
Still a little more off the top
And a little more off the top
Yet a little more off the top
There sits the man, not much there, almost gone
Still he perceives something, tries to grab on
Gnarled fist attempts it, but now he is gone
His final derriere
The final derriere