| Tropical air helps us harvest all year
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| And serves to promote the vitamin C content
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| In turn yielding greater demand
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| Pineapple
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| Got to send a case to the city jail
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| The warden likes it because it won’t conceal
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| Any sort of handmade weapons
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| That are baked right into their buns
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| And the taste is delectable
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| But won’t the prisoners hit the table and shout
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| Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple fulfills every need
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| Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
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| Pineapple: if in us you confide
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| Got a contract for all of the schools
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| They will use it for all of their meals
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| Sure, the kids will throw it real far
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| 'Cause it ain’t a milk chocolate bar
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| But you know it don’t stain so bad
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| But won’t the fling it at a friend and then shout
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| Pineapple: tastes too healthy to me
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| Pineapple: it’s filled with vitamin C
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| Pineapple: fulfills every need
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| Pineapple: to all the ships at sea
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| Pineapple: for the English at tea
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| Pineapple: to the Siamese twins
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| Pineapple: to heal those who have sinned
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| Ship some to the Alpine skiing team
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| The coach won’t have to worry 'bout the calories
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| Sure it ain’t strudel (they're nice)
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| But it helps your balance on ice
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| Puts you back on the winning trail
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| But don’t the players moan and groan and then shout:
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| Pineapple: we get it every old night
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| Pineapple: but we’re winning all right
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| Pineapple fulfills every need
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| Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
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| Pineapple: if in us you confide
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| Pineapple fulfills every need
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| Pineapple: upward trends are foreseen
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| Pineapple: so invest in Big P
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| Pineapple fulfills every need
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| Pineapple: and the tins can be used
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| Pineapple: for anything that you choose
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| Pineapple, pineapple
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| So, we’ll jet you there, breathe the Hawaiian air
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| Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife
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| So visit our factory soon |