Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Moustache, artist - Sparks. Date of issue: 28.03.1982
Song language: English
Moustache |
| A lady gets a lotta things |
| She gets a 20 carat ring |
| She gets the alimony too |
| She gets to look good in the nude |
| But there’s one place where they’ve been whipped |
| Between the nose and upper lip |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |
| One hundred hairs make a man |
| I tried a handlebar design |
| My Fu-Manchu was real fine |
| My Ronald Colman made 'em blink |
| My Pancho Villa made 'em think |
| But when I trimmed 'em real small |
| My Jewish friends would never call |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |
| One hundred hairs make a man |
| One hundred hairs make a man |
| One hundred hairs make a man |
| M-M-Mustache |
| M-M-Mustache |
| M-M-Mustache |
| They call me 'Sir' and that ain’t bad |
| Sometimes they think that I’m my dad |
| And women flirt and you can bet |
| They like that tickle that they get |
| The only time I feel bad |
| Is when they guess the lunch I’ve had |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |
| M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache |