| It’s a little retro and a bit passé
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| But you know you make her feel A-OK
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| And she feels alright, the stars are bright, the missionary position
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| And the acrobats, well, they tend to scoff
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| All you know is that you can get her off
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| And you feel alright, the stars are bright, the missionary position
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| The tried and true is good enough for me and you, for me and you
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| The tried and true is good enough
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| Don’t need anymore, we don’t need anymore
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| A rebranding effort might just be the thing
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| But a name’s a name, and we’re continuing
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| Always feeling fine, it ain’t the wine, it’s the missionary position
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| There are pros and cons to each different pose
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| But we don’t see any need to get to those
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| ‘Cause we’re feeling great, a heightened state, the missionary position
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| The tried and true is good enough for me and you, for me and you
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| The tried and true is good enough
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| Don’t need anymore, we don’t need anymore
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| Don’t need anymore, we don’t need anymore
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| You might have positions you can recommend
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| But I don’t know if we’ll ever get to them
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| ‘Cause we feel alright, the stars are bright, the missionary position
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| You might pride yourself, you’re so avant-garde
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| But we’re neoclassicists, I guess, at heart
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| Patronize all you like, we both like the missionary position
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| Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary
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| Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary
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| Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary
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| Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary
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| It’s a private matter as to frequency
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| But we both are smiling as you well can see
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| And it ain’t no joke, it ain’t baroque, it’s the missionary position
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| It’s a little retro and a bit passé
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| But you know you make her feel A-OK
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| And she feels alright, the stars are bright, the missionary position |