| Turn out the light, yeah, the light
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| And I might have a chance
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| I guess I look slightly worse
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| Than the Elephant Man
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| I went to high school
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| And majored in looking real bad
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| I got a real ugly mom
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| And a real ugly dad
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Whoa, ohWhoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Dress for success
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| That’s what they say
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| I’m such a mess
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| That there just ain’t no way
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| I know my breath is the sweetest
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| It really is great
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| But when I try just to kiss you
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| You say, Better wait.
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Dress for success
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| That’s whaat they said
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| Gimme some clothes
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| To slap over my head
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| I went to Balboa Island
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| And laid in the sand
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| I may be as ugly as sin
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| But at lest now I’m tan
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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| Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better |