| I wish I was in High School, where all the girls are hot
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| I wish they were at my school, but they were really not
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| They didn’t dress in leather, they didn’t dye their hair
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| They didn’t sleep together, they were really square
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| It’s sad but true the girls were not that cool
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| Not that cool when I was in High School
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| When I was in High School, I didn’t stand a chance
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| With the girls at my school, they were afraid to dance
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| They didn’t cuss like sailors, they didn’t drink like fish
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| They didn’t wear Chuck Taylor’s, that didn’t slash their wrists
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| It’s sad but true the girls were not that cool
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| Not that cool when I was in High School
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| When I was in High School, the girls were really lame
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| They didn’t want my number, they didn’t know my name
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| They didn’t like good movies, they didn’t like Punk Rock
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| They didn’t have big boobies, they wouldn’t suck my cock
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| It’s sad but true the girls were not that cool
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| Not that cool when I was in High School |