| Well, there’s a new sensation in the neighborhood
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| And self-gratification never felt so good
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| You don’t need a lot of training in the ways of love
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| Just a good firm grip and a Playtex glove
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| I see you standing in the corner at the high school dance
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| Get out on the floor and get out of your pants
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| I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
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| But there’s a brand new beat and you can use both hands
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| You’re gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
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| Doing the pubic beat
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| You gotta put your inhibitions up away on the shelf
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| And when the feeling starts to hit you, get a grip on yourself
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| All the uptight people will be heading for the door
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| But won’t you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
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| You’re gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
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| Doing the pubic beat
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| I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
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| But there’s a brand new beat and you can use both hands
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| And all the uptight people will be heading for the door
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| Why don’t you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
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| You’re gonna look so sweet, so indiscreet
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| With your hands on your meat, turning red as a beet
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| You’re gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
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| Doing the pubic beat |