
Date of issue: 09.06.2007
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Taang!
Song language: English
If I Had A Woman |
She’s got the personality of Darth Vader |
And the mentality of a sixth grader |
I better get her now, while I still hate her |
The way I hated you |
While she still just a hole to crawl into |
And I’ve still got my pride |
But if I had a woman |
If I had a woman that I could abuse |
If I had a woman that I could cruel to |
Wish I had a woman that I could refuse |
And then I guess that I’d be satisfied |
Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs? |
And why can’t I let her be just another fertile egg? |
I better get her now before I have to beg |
The way I did before |
While I’ll still take any port in a storm |
And I’ve still got my pride |
But if I had a woman |
If I had a woman that I could annoy |
If I had a woman to take all the lashes |
I wish I had a woman that I could destroy |
'Cause then I guess that I’d be satisfied |
Oh God, somebody send me a woman |
'Cause I need a woman that I can despise |
I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb |
I need a woman to listen to lies |
And then I guess that I’ll be satisfied |
Satisfied |
Then I guess that I’ll be satisfied |
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