Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If I Had A Woman, artist - Sloppy Seconds. Album song First 7 Inches And Then Some, in the genre Иностранный рокIf I Had A Woman |
| She’s got the personality of Darth Vader |
| And the mentality of a sixth grader |
| I better get her now, while I still hate her |
| The way I hated you |
| While she still just a hole to crawl into |
| And I’ve still got my pride |
| But if I had a woman |
| If I had a woman that I could abuse |
| If I had a woman that I could cruel to |
| Wish I had a woman that I could refuse |
| And then I guess that I’d be satisfied |
| Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs? |
| And why can’t I let her be just another fertile egg? |
| I better get her now before I have to beg |
| The way I did before |
| While I’ll still take any port in a storm |
| And I’ve still got my pride |
| But if I had a woman |
| If I had a woman that I could annoy |
| If I had a woman to take all the lashes |
| I wish I had a woman that I could destroy |
| 'Cause then I guess that I’d be satisfied |
| Oh God, somebody send me a woman |
| 'Cause I need a woman that I can despise |
| I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb |
| I need a woman to listen to lies |
| And then I guess that I’ll be satisfied |
| Satisfied |
| Then I guess that I’ll be satisfied |
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