| Why don’t you swallow a handful of someone else’s pills?
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| It will solve all of my problems and cure all your ills
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| Take the little red capsules. |
| .. that relieve your tension
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| Take the little white tablets. |
| .. that prevent conception
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| Take the little black beauties. |
| .. sure to make you thin
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| And wash 'em all down with a bottle of gin!
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| Cross my heart and hope to die
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| I’ll lay pennies on your eyes
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| Tag your toe for all to see
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| DOA, RSVP
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| There ain’t no two ways about it
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| There ain’t no two ways about it
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| There ain’t no two ways about it
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| You’re gonna die!
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| And when you swallow a handful of someone else’s pills
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| Just remember everybody who told you suicide kills
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| But you took a little more valium. |
| .. you took a little more speed
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| You took a little more Darvon. |
| .. but you never took heed
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| You took a little getting used to. |
| .. with everything you were on
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| And now I’m getting used to the fact that you’re gone!
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| Cross your arms and lay to rest
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| I’ll lay lillies on your chest
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| Shake my head at your disgrace
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| While they throw dirt on your face
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| There ain’t no two ways about it
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| There ain’t no two ways about it
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| There ain’t no two ways about it
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| You’re gonna die!
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| There ain’t no two ways about it
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| No two ways about it
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| No two ways about it
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| You’re gonna die! |