
Date of issue: 14.11.1972
Song language: English
Polly in a Porny |
Haha I kissed Polly goodnight haha as we stood at her front door |
Now she’s quite a proper lady so I didn’t ask for anything more |
But haha I was feeling oh so groovie that I went down to the movie |
And I sat down and guess just what I saw |
I saw Polly in a porny down at the dirty flicks |
I saw Polly in a porny I didn’t know she knew them tricks |
What I seen nearly struck me blind I never knew she was the artically inclined |
I saw Polly in a porny with a pony and I’ve nearly blowed my mind |
Was she gallopin' (no no no) oh was she trottin' (no no no) |
Oh was she riding across the country with some tall dark handsome person |
Oh was she wearin' her cowboy hat haha well not exactly that |
But at least I recall she had her spurs on |
I love ol' Polly in a porny I keep on going back |
Yeah in the very last row I’m singin' low with my coat bouncin' in my lap ooh |
I spend each dime I can afford I swear she’s gonna win an academy award |
I saw Polly in a porny with a pony and the pony seemed a little bored |
Ooh oh ride Polly ride slide Polly slide |
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