Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ugliest Man in Town, artist - Shel Silverstein. Date of issue: 17.02.2022
Song language: English
The Ugliest Man in Town |
| Handsome guys get girls that are pretty |
| Other guys make it cause they’re clever and witty |
| But the only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I’m the ugliest man in town |
| Yeah I drive down the street in a Roys Rolls car |
| Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar |
| But you know folks that really don’t get you very far |
| When you’re the ugliest man in town |
| There was a note on the doorstep where I was found |
| Is said this poor child weighs eleven pounds |
| So bring him up healthy and welthy and sound |
| Keep his back to the light don’t let him turn around |
| Yeah all you women you’re heartless and cold all you want is my silver and gold |
| Don’t you know I’ve got a beautiful soul though I’m the ugliest man in town |
| Yeah I’m so ugly I gotta shave in the dark |
| The kids start to cry when I walk through the park |
| The clock stop tickin' and dogs start to bark whenever I come around |
| Oh oh oh I walk down the street the girls all hiss me |
| If I died tomorrow not one of them would miss me |
| Only reason they ball me is they can’t stand to kiss me |
| I’m the ugliest man in town oh yeah the ugliest man in town |