| There’s a submarine in the garden | 
| Yeah there’s life on mars | 
| I swim around this goldfish bowl | 
| I stare a lot at cars | 
| My words fall into the carpet | 
| When the television’s on | 
| I blow upon the dandelion | 
| And think about the bomb | 
| Cos I’m mad, I’m mad, I’m madder than a cow | 
| I don’t know who I am in the here and now | 
| I’m mad, I’m mad, I’m madder than a cow | 
| I don’t know who I am in the here and now | 
| I have chemicals for breakfast | 
| And they don’t come from Japan | 
| It’s supposed to be a secret | 
| But they’re grown in Amsterdam | 
| Yeah Heaven’s not above us and Hell is not below | 
| It’s whatever they wanna tell ya | 
| And what we’ll ever know | 
| Cos I’m mad, I’m mad, I’m madder than a cow | 
| I don’t know who I am in the here and now | 
| I’m mad, I’m mad, I’m madder than a cow | 
| I don’t know who I am in the here and now | 
| So you think you’ve got the wisdom | 
| To bend and not to freeze | 
| I was speaking to a vegetarian | 
| Who had the same disease | 
| I sit and watch big brother but I’m not allowed to say | 
| But then one thing and another | 
| And I just get carried away | 
| Cos I’m mad, I’m mad, I’m madder than a cow | 
| I don’t know who I am in the here and now | 
| I’m mad, I’m mad, I’m madder than a cow | 
| I don’t know who I am in the here and now |