| Your sisters so cool she goes to university
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| Your brothers got it sussed he takes biology
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| Your dads not a criminal he’s part of the economy
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| Your mums not invisible she’s knows about philosophy
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| And it’s so sad
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| The way they have to be like that to me And it’s so sad
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| The way you had to leave the family
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| You like to have a row it’s part of your vocabulary
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| You talk about love like you’re gonna win the lottery
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| You’ve got it all planned like daylight robbery
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| Your friends just say he’s such a cheeky monkey
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| And it’s so sad
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| The way they have to be like that to me And it’s so sad
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| The way you had to leave the family
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| You talk about the stars like a hippy on celery
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| I’ll do the washing up and you can play monopoly
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| It’s such an opportunity for you to start photography
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| I ain’t going there it’s out of my geography
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| And it’s so sad
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| The way they have to be like that to me And it’s so sad
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| The way you had to leave the family
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| You go on about that bloke like you wanna marry him
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| He’s always getting drunk and I have to carry him
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| But what’s a name she has to take the blame
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| I only want a laugh but here we go again
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| And it’s so sad
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| The way they have to be like that to me And it’s so sad
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| The way you had to leave the family
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend
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| How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend |