Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Doctor's Song, artist - Sham 69. Date of issue: 29.06.2023
Song language: English
The Doctor's Song |
| Plastic dolls in plastic bags |
| Macho dildos buying shags |
| When the coppers they appear |
| In the market you can hear |
| Tell me Doctor can I buy it |
| Tell me Doctor can you supply it |
| Spunky cardboard magazines |
| You can see it in his jeans |
| Is it soft or is it hard |
| It’s been seen in Scotland Yard |
| Tell me Doctor can I buy it |
| Tell me Doctor can you supply it |
| Tell me are you getting it |
| Tell me are you having it |
| Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno |
| Fruity stories veggie looks |
| I thought I’d read it all in books |
| Here comes Sally she’s a tenner |
| Lay some plates and we’ll have dinner |
| Tell me Doctor can I buy it |
| Tell me Doctor can you supply it |
| Tell me are you getting it |
| Tell me are you having it |
| Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno |
| Tell me are you getting it |
| Tell me are you having it |
| Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno |
| You want something that will make you horny |
| Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony |
| I’ve got what you want but it’s in the van |
| I know you’re a naughty man |
| Mandy, Margeret, French and sags |
| You don’t get this on teletext |
| Naked women naked men |
| Take one daily and come again |
| Tell me Doctor can I buy it |
| Tell me Doctor can you supply it |
| Tell me are you getting it |
| Tell me are you having it |
| Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno |
| Some come in cos they’ve been told |
| It’s all kosher bought and sold |
| Yes I think this ones for you |
| You don’t want one you need two |
| Tell me Doctor can I buy it |
| Tell me Doctor can you supply it |
| Tell me are you getting it |
| Tell me are you having it |
| Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno |
| You want something that will make you horny |
| Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony |
| I’ve got one for you but it’s in the van |
| I know you’re a naughty man |