| Been in the pub since half past five
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| All day long I’ve laughed and cried
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| I’m like you I need a drink or two
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| Mum’s down the bingo it’s Friday night
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| Dad’s down the dogtrack I hope he has a fight
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| I’m alright I know what I want tonight
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| I’m gonna get my end away
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| I’m gonna get my end away
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| I’m gonna get my evil way
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| I don’t know what I’m doing
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| But I don’t care
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| I’d better go to the loo
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| I’m just about to… bleugh
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| But I’m like you I need a drink or two
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| I wanna girl but there’s nothing in here
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| Just old men and pints of beer
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| But I’ll be alright if I get what I want tonight
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| I wanna get my end away
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| I wanna get my end away
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| I wanna have my evil way
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| Oh look at that Harry lovely innit
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| Innit handsome hey oh what a pair on that
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| What could you do with that
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| I could do with that definitely
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| Oi darling, over here love, come on
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| Come and have a good time with us
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| I wanna get my end away
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| I wanna get my end away
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| I wanna have my evil way |