Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tiger King, artist - Seth Sentry. Date of issue: 17.06.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Tiger King |
| Super Cool Tree House: Episode One |
| Whoop |
| Hello, good morning |
| Welcome y’all to the show, I’m Joe Exotic |
| I strapped a dynamite stick to my last Rolex before I shot it |
| Bro, I’m just killing time, you know I got it |
| I’m just feeling fine and smoking chronic, yeah |
| My weed clouds have got a silver lining |
| I got leopards in my pen, so try connect the dots |
| 'Cause every metaphor has got a fucking set of claws, but |
| Rest assured I got some albums in the record stores |
| I saw a tiger and the tiger saw the best there was |
| I’m kind of busy putting sequins on my leather shorts |
| So grab a slice of pizza from the dumpster, I got extra sauce |
| Heard a rumour that Doc Antle just got cancelled |
| In an odd scandal with hot candles and mop handles |
| Do not gamble with the rest, you want the real guy |
| Airing once a week on the internet worldwide |
| «Where does your TV show air?» |
| «On the internet worldwide» |
| «we're gonna make okay?» |
| «Woo» |
| Okay |
| Leather chaps, dyed mullet and a silk shirt, woo! |
| Making paper, Tiger, like I’m Bill Burr, woo! |
| Fuck Carroll Baskin, what a real jerk |
| Tryna dig dirt up on your man but, yo, she killed hers |
| Well try pissing someone else off |
| 'Fore I go and put a bunch of snakes inside your mailbox |
| Sold a couple tiger cubs so I could post the bail bond |
| Spent some time in jail, dopest hair inside the cell block |
| I’ll pull up like a bull inside of China store |
| Shoot a bunch of dynamite so I can watch the fireball |
| I’ve been playing Tekken lately just so I can fight the law |
| This guy is the only other Tiger King that I support |
| But rap is not as dangerous as this job |
| Here you try to touch the bars and get your arms ripped off |
| So now I gotta go and tell the people in the gift shop |
| But first I need to change into my bomber jacket, drip God |
| «Ladies and gentleman, before you hear it on the news I’m going to tell myself. |
| About an hour ago we had an incident where one of the employees stuck their |
| arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off. |
| I can give you your money |
| back or I can give you a rain check.» |