| Yeah, Now welcome to the mansion
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| Where the rats are rampant
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| Cracks in the plasters
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| The carpet hasn’t been vacuumed here
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| For at least the last ten years
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| The idea’s so hard to imagine
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| The mansion, dark and it’s stagnant
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| Part of the charm, yeah the garbage is stacked up
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| Smells like a land fill, ants in the trash bin
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| Excuse the mess but it’s cleaner than it has been
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| Where no one ever has rent
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| Where no one ever has no food so they snatch it
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| Buy a loaf of bread and try to go to bed
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| And wake up to some crumbs and tantrum
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| Yeah, that’s the mansion
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| That’s the rat’s nest where I hang my hat yes
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| That’s the address where the bills are sent and ignored
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| It could all be yours
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| I got a room for rent
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| I’m about to kill somebody
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| I’m about to lose my head
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| Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess
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| It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in?
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| I got a room for rent
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| I’m about to kill somebody
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| I’m about to lose my head
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| Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess
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| It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in?
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| I got a room for rent
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| (Who the fuck drank my milk)
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| Last week we had a break in again
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| They came in and went
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| It’s crazy though cause they didn’t take anything
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| They must have felt bad for the way that we live
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| 'Cause they left twenty bucks sticky taped to the fridge
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| I guess there’s really nothing to steal
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| When half the furniture here has been built out of milk crates
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| Nothing works and the place is a real state
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| We ain’t Bill Gates
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| That’s why the bill’s late
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| That’s why the real estate hates us
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| We get dirty looks from our neighbours
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| We get noise complaints from our neighbours
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| We get internet from our neighbours
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| Pull a crate up and make with the payment
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| Yeah it’s part of the contract
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| That you ain’t getting none of your bond back
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| But you can move in whenever suits you best
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| I got a room for rent
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| I’m about to kill somebody
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| I’m about to lose my head
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| Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess
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| It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in?
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| I got a room for rent
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| I’m about to kill somebody
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| I’m about to lose my head
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| Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess
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| It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in?
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| I got a room for rent
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| Okay look, let me give you some ground rules
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| To help you to deal with a house full of scoundrels
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| You gotta learn how to lie
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| Learn how to steal food and cover it up to survive
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| Remember, if there’s no name then you eat it
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| But if it’s got a name on then eat it, but keep it a secret
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| You gotta think like a genius
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| It’s easier to throw away than clean it
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| The shower works well though it smells gross
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| You ought to not get the water in your mouth though
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| And always try to keep your soap and your towel safe
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| Unless you wanna get close to your housemates
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| Bin night is on Monday, or maybe Sunday
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| We just chuck it by the front gate
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| And always try to pay rent a month late
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| It’s tradition
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| Quick, I got a room for rent
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| Be careful with your housemates
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| Before you try to fill a square hole with a round shape
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| On the one hand there’s low rent
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| On the other you’ll wonder where most of your clothes went
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| It’s simple, the house is a fish bowl
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| The wow factor, wow what a shit hole
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| The mansion, I just came to say goodbye
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| 'Cause the room for rent was mine
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| I’m about to kill somebody
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| I’m about to lose my head
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| Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess
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| It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in?
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| I got a room for rent
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| I’m about to kill somebody
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| I’m about to lose my head
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| Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess
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| It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in?
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| I got a room for rent |