
Date of issue: 31.08.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: High Score
Song language: English
Room For Rent |
Yeah, Now welcome to the mansion |
Where the rats are rampant |
Cracks in the plasters |
The carpet hasn’t been vacuumed here |
For at least the last ten years |
The idea’s so hard to imagine |
The mansion, dark and it’s stagnant |
Part of the charm, yeah the garbage is stacked up |
Smells like a land fill, ants in the trash bin |
Excuse the mess but it’s cleaner than it has been |
Where no one ever has rent |
Where no one ever has no food so they snatch it |
Buy a loaf of bread and try to go to bed |
And wake up to some crumbs and tantrum |
Yeah, that’s the mansion |
That’s the rat’s nest where I hang my hat yes |
That’s the address where the bills are sent and ignored |
It could all be yours |
I got a room for rent |
I’m about to kill somebody |
I’m about to lose my head |
Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess |
It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in? |
I got a room for rent |
I’m about to kill somebody |
I’m about to lose my head |
Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess |
It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in? |
I got a room for rent |
(Who the fuck drank my milk) |
Last week we had a break in again |
They came in and went |
It’s crazy though cause they didn’t take anything |
They must have felt bad for the way that we live |
'Cause they left twenty bucks sticky taped to the fridge |
I guess there’s really nothing to steal |
When half the furniture here has been built out of milk crates |
Nothing works and the place is a real state |
We ain’t Bill Gates |
That’s why the bill’s late |
That’s why the real estate hates us |
We get dirty looks from our neighbours |
We get noise complaints from our neighbours |
We get internet from our neighbours |
Pull a crate up and make with the payment |
Yeah it’s part of the contract |
That you ain’t getting none of your bond back |
But you can move in whenever suits you best |
I got a room for rent |
I’m about to kill somebody |
I’m about to lose my head |
Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess |
It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in? |
I got a room for rent |
I’m about to kill somebody |
I’m about to lose my head |
Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess |
It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in? |
I got a room for rent |
Okay look, let me give you some ground rules |
To help you to deal with a house full of scoundrels |
You gotta learn how to lie |
Learn how to steal food and cover it up to survive |
Remember, if there’s no name then you eat it |
But if it’s got a name on then eat it, but keep it a secret |
You gotta think like a genius |
It’s easier to throw away than clean it |
The shower works well though it smells gross |
You ought to not get the water in your mouth though |
And always try to keep your soap and your towel safe |
Unless you wanna get close to your housemates |
Bin night is on Monday, or maybe Sunday |
We just chuck it by the front gate |
And always try to pay rent a month late |
It’s tradition |
Quick, I got a room for rent |
Be careful with your housemates |
Before you try to fill a square hole with a round shape |
On the one hand there’s low rent |
On the other you’ll wonder where most of your clothes went |
It’s simple, the house is a fish bowl |
The wow factor, wow what a shit hole |
The mansion, I just came to say goodbye |
'Cause the room for rent was mine |
I’m about to kill somebody |
I’m about to lose my head |
Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess |
It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in? |
I got a room for rent |
I’m about to kill somebody |
I’m about to lose my head |
Can’t find my socks and the room’s a mess |
It’s all good, when you thinking about moving in? |
I got a room for rent |
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