| Yo, it goes science
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| Yeah science is amazing
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| Not for me though cause I am sick of waiting
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| I’ve been patient
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| I really have, I’ve been reasonable
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| Now it’s time to say what I needed to
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| Dear science, cheers for the iPods
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| White goods, yeah thank you for the cyborgs
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| Top work on the light bulb
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| That was quite cool
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| But where’s my hoverboard?
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| I mean I know you’ve been busy
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| But no hoverboards just seems a bit piss weak
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| I got a brand new computer and a big screen
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| I guess Back to the Future was a dick tease
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| And I can’t be the only one
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| Maybe everyone forgot but I am holding on
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| The hovercraft was a solid start
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| Shoulda stuck with it, hoverboard
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| Where the fuck is it?
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| I just wanna let you know you let me down
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| I just wanna let you know you let me down
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| When I was just a kid at a tender age
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| I was thinking about tomorrow and them better days
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| I just wanna let you know you let me down
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| It goes, robots doing jobs that we don’t want
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| Botox women looking more like robots
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| It’s so odd, everybody’s getting nose jobs
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| Looking more like aliens with our clothes off
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| Hold up, I just had a new thought
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| What if UFOs are just us from the future coming back to sight see?
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| Or might be to snatch women?
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| Tell 'em to bring some hoverboards back with 'em
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| When I was a kid I nearly threw a fit
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| I got a skateboard, (shit) I was furious
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| Like. |
| what’s the deal?
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| What the hell am I supposed to do with this
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| It’s got wheels, yeah I can’t gleam the cube with this
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| Man, science’ll sort it out hopefully
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| I don’t wanna roll around the ground like a nobody
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| I wanna soar upon a board made of pure science
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| I am still saving up my dollars for a hoverboard
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| You can take a jet pack when the jets packed
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| A rocket with a chest strap seems like a death trap
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| So. |
| forget that, just gimme the damn hoverboard
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| And I won’t have to do another monologue
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| The other day I drew a little rough design on a serviette
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| So now all you have to do is make it work and shit
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| Just get some magnets and a piece of wood and glue 'em on
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| But I’m not trying to tell you people how to do your job
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| Just keep the drawings and I’ll be back in the morning
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| To check whether you’re dawdling
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| You’re sure to win awards for it
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| The most awesomest idea since the Delorian
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| Be sure to try to make one to travel over water with
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| And yeah I thought I saw 'em on Beyond 2000
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| And I’m pretty sure that we’re beyond that now man
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| I know I’m rambling but fucking hell science
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| I just want a hoverboard before I’m too old to ride it
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| They bombarded us with long articles about the Hadron collider
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| Trying to find the God particle
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| And everybody’s arguing about whether or not to clone people
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| Or keep it to farm yard animals, shit
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| Double 'em up, triple 'em
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| Fuck the discipline
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| Grab a bunch of rabbits and slap all the lipstick on 'em you want
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| Yeah, maybe high heels to match
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| That’s what playing God is for
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| Hoverboard |