| Good morning kids, thanks for the warm welcome
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| You too, Mr Nelson, you look well for a thousand
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| It really brought back feelings of fear when that bell rung
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| Such an honour to be back in a school that I was expelled from
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| Yeah, hopefully this might inspire and help some
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| Stick with your education, you’ll never make it without one
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| Sound fun? |
| Well fuck fun, the world’s a dangerous place
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| You’ll never make it out alive, so just play it safe
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| Okay, now write down all your dreams on this circle of paper
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| Okay, now scribble that shit out if that work doesn’t pay well
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| Money is everything so let it bring you merriment
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| Become obsessed with it and make the same mistakes your parents did (Okay)
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| So get a shitty job that makes you sick and tired
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| Then rent a little box so you can think inside it
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| Don’t live like I did, don’t follow what your passion is
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| Or else you might have nothing but your happiness, just play it safe
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| I’m by myself inside my little safe world
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| I’m inside my door, there’s all too much I don’t know
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| If I go out I might not ever come home (Ooh)
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| I might not ever come home so I’ll just do what I’m told
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| Alright, calm down. |
| Oy
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| I saw that you all were bored during this morning’s talk
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| You all are drawn to the world and want to explore it all
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| Every mountain, every forest, every waterfall
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| Don’t worry, you will learn to worry more when you are more mature
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| 'Cause you could fall right off a mountain, forests are full of wolves
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| Waterfalls are wet so you’re probably best to avoid 'em all (Oooh)
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| Yeah, fear is a part of being a grown adult
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| Make sure that you’re insured 'fore you think of walking towards the door
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| 'Cause you could die just walking to the corner store
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| You probably ought to stay at home and roll yourself in cotton wool
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| Reinforce the walls, install a burglar alarm
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| Purchase a gun and shoot the first person to walk on your lawn
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| (Woah!) But keep an eye out for the pizza guy
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| And watch the scary world through your Venetian blinds
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| Now everybody say it with me, «Don't take risks 'cause risks are risky»
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| Yeah, you’re damn right, just play it safe
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| I’m by myself inside my little safe world
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| I’m inside my door, there’s all too much I don’t know
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| If I go out I might not ever come home (Ooh)
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| I might not ever come home so I’ll just do what I’m told
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| Dance like everyone is staring at you
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| Love like you’re scared of having your heart broke
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| Live like you’re scared of making mistakes
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| And sing like you’re being judged by a bunch of talentless arseholes
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| At night time, lay awake in your little wooden bed
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| And run through the entire day thinking of things you shoulda said
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| Be afraid of trying new things, you should be scared
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| All the time, you should try to live a life that you regret
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| Yeah, I’m glad I got the chance to talk to you
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| By now you’re probably all confused and you just don’t know what to do
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| Yeah, life’s a riddle, let me give you all a clue
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| Go and do the opposite of everything I told you to, play it safe
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| I’m by myself inside my little safe world
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| I’m inside my door, there’s all too much I don’t know
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| If I go out I might not ever come home (Ooh)
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| I might not ever come home so I’ll just do what I’m told
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| Bop bop bop bop
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| Yeah, by myself |