| I think I’m dumb, I think my brain’s broke | 
| I found out last night watching a game show | 
| I didn’t answer one question right the whole time | 
| I am not smarter than a fifth grader, case closed | 
| And at first I was like man I can’t believe he just won | 
| That’s so nice and only so young | 
| Good for him, I hope he had fun | 
| He got 'em all right and I got 'em all wrong | 
| I mean how could I not get one? | 
| Then it all kind of just hit me at once | 
| Like, «Holy shit, I think I am dumb» (Wow) | 
| Should I go and call up my exes? | 
| Track down every girl that I’ve ever slept with | 
| Like, «Hey, look I know I never messaged you back | 
| Has it really been ten years? | 
| Oh, wow | 
| Look I don’t want to get you freaked out but I just gotta let you | 
| Know now that I just found out that I’m stupid | 
| You should probably go ahead and get your IQ tested» | 
| And I guess that I don’t know what can be done | 
| All I know is I don’t wanna be dumb, dumb, dumb | 
| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit? | 
| How come no one told me I was dumb? | 
| How come? | 
| Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da | 
| But how come no one ever said that I’m dumb? | 
| I’ve always been so outspoken | 
| But I know now just how stupid I sound | 
| I’m just a loud bogan | 
| I felt I would have outgrown it | 
| I mean what was the crowd smoking | 
| To go download my whole album? | 
| I mean I’m barely house broken | 
| I don’t know what the Dow Jones is | 
| I mean at dinner parties, I’m out my depth | 
| Can’t remember cool stuff like them | 
| I’ll just smile and nod my head | 
| I don’t know what the fuck she said | 
| I’ll just Google it once she’s gone | 
| So I can forget it the second I’ve read it | 
| I’m thick and slow witted and they tell me I’m inappropriate | 
| One time in Hawaii, I jerked off with cheap shampoo | 
| And my skin just peeled right off, but keep that between me and you | 
| Man I wish I had a clue, I wish I knew what I should do | 
| I may not have a big IQ, at least my dick is all brand new | 
| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit? | 
| How come no one told me I was dumb? | 
| How come? | 
| Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da | 
| But how come no one ever said that I’m dumb? | 
| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit? | 
| How come no one told me I was dumb? | 
| How come? | 
| Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da | 
| But how come no one ever said that I’m dumb? | 
| Whoo, I need a minute, gimme a minute | 
| Excuse me, this room is spinning | 
| I’m woozy, I’m too lightheaded | 
| I’m stupid, clueless, pathetic | 
| The screws are loose in my head | 
| And the fuses blew, I’m dimwitted | 
| This news is super depressing | 
| I’m loose and I’m too thick-headed | 
| I truly do wish I wasn’t | 
| Don’t get me wrong, I’m not bragging | 
| I’m not proud of it, so fuck it then | 
| I’ma get smart, I’ma get smart | 
| I’ma get way more smart, boy | 
| I’ma make my brain all large | 
| 'Cause I’m sick of being Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys | 
| And the whole time this young kid on the quiz show’s | 
| Staring at me with his smug grin, well fuck him | 
| 'Cause I’m just so dumb | 
| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit? | 
| How come no one told me I was dumb? | 
| How come? | 
| Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da | 
| But how come no one ever said that I’m dumb? | 
| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit? | 
| How come no one told me I was dumb? | 
| How come? | 
| I’m dumb |