| I think I’m dumb, I think my brain’s broke
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| I found out last night watching a game show
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| I didn’t answer one question right the whole time
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| I am not smarter than a fifth grader, case closed
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| And at first I was like man I can’t believe he just won
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| That’s so nice and only so young
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| Good for him, I hope he had fun
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| He got 'em all right and I got 'em all wrong
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| I mean how could I not get one?
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| Then it all kind of just hit me at once
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| Like, «Holy shit, I think I am dumb» (Wow)
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| Should I go and call up my exes?
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| Track down every girl that I’ve ever slept with
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| Like, «Hey, look I know I never messaged you back
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| Has it really been ten years? |
| Oh, wow
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| Look I don’t want to get you freaked out but I just gotta let you
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| Know now that I just found out that I’m stupid
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| You should probably go ahead and get your IQ tested»
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| And I guess that I don’t know what can be done
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| All I know is I don’t wanna be dumb, dumb, dumb
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| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit?
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| How come no one told me I was dumb? |
| How come?
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| Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da
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| But how come no one ever said that I’m dumb?
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| I’ve always been so outspoken
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| But I know now just how stupid I sound
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| I’m just a loud bogan
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| I felt I would have outgrown it
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| I mean what was the crowd smoking
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| To go download my whole album?
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| I mean I’m barely house broken
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| I don’t know what the Dow Jones is
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| I mean at dinner parties, I’m out my depth
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| Can’t remember cool stuff like them
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| I’ll just smile and nod my head
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| I don’t know what the fuck she said
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| I’ll just Google it once she’s gone
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| So I can forget it the second I’ve read it
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| I’m thick and slow witted and they tell me I’m inappropriate
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| One time in Hawaii, I jerked off with cheap shampoo
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| And my skin just peeled right off, but keep that between me and you
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| Man I wish I had a clue, I wish I knew what I should do
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| I may not have a big IQ, at least my dick is all brand new
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| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit?
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| How come no one told me I was dumb? |
| How come?
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| Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da
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| But how come no one ever said that I’m dumb?
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| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit?
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| How come no one told me I was dumb? |
| How come?
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| Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da
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| But how come no one ever said that I’m dumb?
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| Whoo, I need a minute, gimme a minute
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| Excuse me, this room is spinning
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| I’m woozy, I’m too lightheaded
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| I’m stupid, clueless, pathetic
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| The screws are loose in my head
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| And the fuses blew, I’m dimwitted
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| This news is super depressing
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| I’m loose and I’m too thick-headed
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| I truly do wish I wasn’t
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| Don’t get me wrong, I’m not bragging
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| I’m not proud of it, so fuck it then
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| I’ma get smart, I’ma get smart
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| I’ma get way more smart, boy
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| I’ma make my brain all large
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| 'Cause I’m sick of being Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys
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| And the whole time this young kid on the quiz show’s
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| Staring at me with his smug grin, well fuck him
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| 'Cause I’m just so dumb
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| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit?
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| How come no one told me I was dumb? |
| How come?
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| Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da
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| But how come no one ever said that I’m dumb?
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| So dumb I should be tested, so why you never said shit?
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| How come no one told me I was dumb? |
| How come?
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| I’m dumb |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Fake Champagne , by - Seth Sentry. Song from the album Strange New Past, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп