Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Nobody's Perfect, artist - Sarah Silverman. Date of issue: 31.12.2005
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Nobody's Perfect |
| Abraham Lincoln, we get it you’re tall |
| You don’t need the hat too |
| Or maybe you do |
| Mother Teresa, two words: B.O. |
| She was nice I’ll give her that |
| But she didn’t smell like a rose |
| She did a lot of good in the world |
| But guess who… |
| Smelled like poo |
| Nobody’s perfect |
| No one at all |
| Nobody’s perfect |
| There’s always a fault |
| Don’t go thinking you’re any better |
| There’s always something wrong |
| George Washington Carver |
| Changed the world with his nuts |
| He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt |
| Who cares about the peanut? |
| Peanut’s like the penny of snack foods |
| And well well well, look who’s on the penny |
| I’m surprised they’re tall enough |
| (You know who) |
| Gandhi, do you ever wash |
| That white sheet that you wear? |
| Do you have a last name |
| Or is it just like Cher? |
| You hunger-striked for peace |
| When the truth was you hated your thighs |
| Enough with the lies |
| And it’s time to wash that sheet |
| Nobody’s perfect |
| No one at all |
| Nobody’s perfect |
| There’s always a fault |
| Don’t go thinking you’re any better |
| There’s always something wrong |
| Nobody’s perfect |
| I’m not perfect |
| I’m way too pretty first of all |
| I eat and eat like a pig and not gain a pound |
| The doctor’s worried about that by the way |
| My IQ is like four million |
| Which is … it can’t be a burden, actually |
| You wouldn’t understand |
| I like to think of myselfas very Jesus-y |
| I can say that because I don’t think… |
| He was the savior, anything |
| I just, I’m into peace |
| Plus I wear sandals |
| You know, he wore sandals |
| So there’s that. |
| But mostly |
| We have the same hair |