Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Can Write A Show , by - Sarah Silverman. Release date: 31.12.2005
Song language: English
I Can Write A Show |
| Here I go again with my big mouth |
| Spouting off like I got something going |
| I wrote a show and it’s playing tonight? |
| I’m so full of shit man, what was I thinking? |
| I got to write a show |
| And how am I gonna do a show |
| When I don’t even have a show |
| To wri-e-ite |
| I never wrote a show |
| But if I ever wrote a show |
| I bet that all of them would know |
| And think and fight |
| You know what? |
| Fuck them |
| I could write a show … |
| I could write a show … |
| I’ll just … I’ll just do it |
| I’ll write a show |
| All it takes is elbow grease |
| And I could write a show |
| I’ll write a show tonight |
| I hope I do it right |
| I could take this mixed up world |
| And put it in a show |
| I’ll write a show alright |
| And have it by tonight |
| All I need is a theater space |
| And a bag of weed |
| And a star… |
| A star! |
| Great, Good Job, Sarah |
| I’m writing a whole show for tonight |
| And I don’t even have a star |
| Who’s going to be my star? |
| She’s gotta be pretty |
| And she’s gotta be smart |
| She’s gotta be funny |
| And she’s gotta be hot |
| She’s got to have a perfect smile |
| Just like me |
| I just need a star |
| But who could it be? |
| (Julia Roberts?) |
| Mmm. |
| Nah |
| (Nicole Kidman?) |
| Are you kidding man? |
| (Sandra Bullock?) |
| Sandra Boo-luck (in a mocking voice) |
| She’s gotta be the kind of girl |
| Who just blows your mind |
| She ought to be better |
| Than those three twats combined |
| She’s got to have the thing |
| That you just can’t def-i-yee-ine. |
| Woo! |
| (whisper) |
| Me. |
| It’s me |
| You’re beautiful |
| No. Not like this |
| Alright, I’ll do it |
| I got what it takes |
| Got what it needs |
| Got what a show needs |
| I outshow 'em all |
| Little old me |
| I’m what the world needs |
| Hear the train coming |
| It’s coming for me |
| I’m going to Star Town |
| Hear the train coming |
| It’s coming for me |
| I’m going to be star now |