| Opposite Day |
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| This is a song that I wrote |
| For my best friend in the whole world |
| Mr. Douglas Jerry Silverman |
| Your breath is minty fresh today |
| If today was opposite day, ooh, ooh |
| Oh, my God, when you yawn |
| I wanna jump in your mouth |
| 'Cause it smells so good |
| In my nose ears |
| On opposite day |
| On opposite day |
| Your tears don’t smell like |
| An egg salads' butt hole |
| Not on this specific day |
| That I like to say is called |
| Opposite day |
| The opposite day, opposite day |
| Opposite day, opposite day |
