| Will we drink out of the toilet?
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| Will we brush each others hair?
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| Will we dine on milk and horse meat?
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| Will we chew the legs of chairs?
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| Will we eat each others doodies?
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| Will we use a fork and knife?
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| Will we eat the footy cuties
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| When I become your wife?
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| Will we eat each others doodies
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| In this room we’re standing in?
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| Will we sniff each others poopies?
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| Will you tell me, Allekin?
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| Will we eat each others doodies?
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| Will we use a fork and knife?
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| Will we eat the footy cuties
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| (When I become your)
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| When I, ooh, when I become your wife
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| (Wife)
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| Yeah, yeah, oh |