Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Give The Jew Girl Toys , by - Sarah Silverman. Release date: 31.12.2005
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Give The Jew Girl Toys |
| I hate to say it, Santa, but you’re acting like a DICK! |
| You should give presents to everyone that’s good, and not just to your personal |
| clique |
| If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning |
| I’ll let you be my boyfriend, all bearded fat and horny |
| Oh yeah |
| Oh yeah |
| What does Jesus have to do with you? |
| You’ve got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Doo |
| What do you have to do with Jesus? |
| You have as much to do with him as you do your mother’s penis |
| Oh yeah |
| Though I don’t think he’s the son of God |
| I think he was still a nice boy |
| If you ask yourself, «What would Jesus do?» |
| He’d say, «Give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys» |
| Give the Jew girl toys |
| Don’t be a douche, what would Jesus do? |
| He’d say give the Jew girl toys |
| «Claus»? |
| Is that German? |
| Santa Klaus… |
| Santa KLAUS!" |
| You made a list and I checked it twice |
| And there is nobody named Silverman, or Mouskawitz or Weis |
| You have a list, well Schindler did to |
| Liam Neison played him, Tim Allen played you |
| Give the Jew girl to-oy-oy-oy-oys |
| Don’t be a douche, what would Jesus do? |
| He’d say give the Jew girl toys |
| Give the Jew girl toys |