Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song We Won the Talent Show, artist - Bob's Burgers. Date of issue: 11.05.2017
Song language: English
We Won the Talent Show |
| E: Hello, alumni of Cardinal Gennaro High! |
| I hope everyone’s having a good time! |
| And if you’re not, I’d like to see you |
| organize something on this budget! |
| In this timeframe! |
| It’s been really hard! |
| L: All right! |
| We’re about to go on! |
| So, setlist! |
| We’ll start with «We're the Ta Tas», and then we’ll go right into «You Were All Wrong About Us», |
| and then «Oh Boy, You All Got So Fat" — |
| G: And then my song? |
| L: Yeah yeah yeah, if we have time. |
| Everybody ready? |
| Feel pumped? |
| Do you feel pumped? |
| M: I feel bloated |
| L: Good! |
| Use it! |
| E: So yeah. |
| Divorce is hard. |
| But you know what? |
| Ya gt up in the morning and |
| you— What? |
| *Gasp* |
| Oh my goodness! |
| Recnt developments to announce! |
| We thought they couldn’t come, |
| but they’re here! |
| Our very own Bad Hair Day! |
| B: What? |
| L: Gah! |
| LS: We're back where we started! |
| It’s like the talent show all over again, huh?! |
| First place, took home the gold! |
| And then our next gold WAS A GOLD RECORD! |
| LG: *Laugh* |
| Got a Ph. D. in rock and roll |
| Got an Honorary Doctorate in never gettin' old |
| My day job is stayin' up all night |
| My hobby is bein' impolite |
| My memory is my guitar |
| My friends are all my seven cars |
| I’ve done home runs with all my aunts |
| I’ve never had a menstrual cramp |
| But, yeah, life’s so great |
| We made lots of dough |
| We sleep all day |
| 'Cause we won the talent show |
| Got a G.E.D. |
| in bein' mean |
| Lookin' at my horse and makin' it rain |
| My bachelor’s in breakin' stuff |
| My associate’s in talkin' tough |
| I’ve never had to change my pants |
| I’ve never moisturized my hands |
| I sleep with anyone I want |
| I went on a mountain in Vermont |
| Thank you, little people! |
| We’re not gonna stay and mingle! |
| Good night! |
| Woo! |
| Good luck, Taters! |
| Ta Tas! |
| Right right right |