Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Superlative Heroes, artist - Samsa. Date of issue: 04.07.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Superlative Heroes |
| Faster than a speeding bullet |
| More powerful than a Locomotive |
| Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound |
| This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton |
| The man of steel |
| Yo |
| I’m not your average superhero |
| I don’t wear a cape or tights |
| And you won’t catch me slinging webs through cityscapes |
| I’m scare of heights |
| I’m not your textbook superhero |
| I can’t levitate or fly |
| But if you pass the Sunday crossword I won’t hesitate to try |
| I’m not the type of vigilante who goes off avenging homicides |
| More the kind to just correct a coma splice |
| Constructive criticism super villain |
| Yes I’m honest when I prompt advice |
| But even when a novice writes I always leave my comments nice |
| Leap buildings in a single bound |
| Y’all should see the way my fingers race |
| Through city streets and letter keys |
| Whether double or single spaced |
| Faster than a speeding bullet |
| If you’re talking words per minute |
| Write so comprehensive each bullet point holds the world within it |
| Power like a locomotive |
| Discipline of Sage strength |
| Essays that I write are twenty pages past the page length |
| Not the man of steel but when I sit to write I’ve got no Kryptonite |
| As long as I’ve got coffee I can sip tonight |
| Call me cyclops |
| I’ve got laser vision page revision |
| Not a next gen X-men |
| But I’m crazy with the red pen |
| Muted when I’m writing |
| Yes my drafts have got evolving genes |
| Watch me wielding clauses like I’m Wolverine and cause a scene |
| I’m not your average superhero |
| I don’t mask my voice like this |
| Secret identity’s dull |
| I don’t see the point in it |
| I’m not out here to save the world on date night protocols |
| I just take my pride in sentence structure |
| Phase right through the walls of text |
| Polish red a second time |
| Kind of like Professor-X |
| But I read the same lines instead of minds until they’re all correct |
| Triple check that proper punctuation ends it |
| Perfect verbs and fantastic nouns like Ben Grimm |
| Spin webs of any size and catch a reader’s attention |
| Nab plagiarists like flies |
| I write with tingling senses |
| Swing right overhead with lines of Super-tensile strength |
| Fingers type like streaks of light |
| Whether past or present tense |
| I arrive just in time |
| Type more than Cyborg |
| Not Robin no red or green underline eyesores |
| I channel Raven right inside with Edgar Allen Poe |
| No Green eyes but tackle any beast of rhetoric that you know |
| They can call me any hour |
| But they view it as a lesser power |
| When my essays get an A on top |
| Like Avengers Tower |
| In the meantime I think I’ll go into hiding |
| Reckless vigilante with his helmet on still writing |