| We’ve been dating for a year and a half now
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| It’s time I spoke about the way that I feel
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| And yes, I think about the future we’ll have but
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| How can I be certain your love for me is real
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| Girl, I’m ready to commit, to get closer
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| I’m dropping hints, I’ve got the question rehearsed
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| But there’s one little thing I’ve got to get over
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| There’s just one little favor you’ve got to do me first
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| And if you let me, baby,
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| You can start the countdown
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| All you’ve gotta do for me, my darling
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| Is follow me on SoundCloud
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| It’s been weeks since when I first popped the question
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| Pulled the ring out and then spoke from the heart
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| You were sobbing and I don’t think that you heard me
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| Don’t think that you realized my proposal had two parts
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| Now we’re walking hand in hand to the altar
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| I’ve gotta tell you, you look perfect in that dress
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| And yes, I love you babe, in sickness and in health but
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| Before I say «I do"to you, I’ve got one last request
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| N' I’m so happy, babe
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| To have you as my spouse now
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| But first, before our vows you’ve gotta vow to me
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| You’ll follow me on SoundCloud
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| So we did it, took the plunge into wedlock
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| You were waiting till' the both of us got married
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| Let’s get consummating, I could make your bed rock
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| But first, just pull your phone out, girl, before I pop your cherry
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| And if you let me baby, I could bring the house down
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| Yes, I’ll take you to pound town
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| But in the name of love, amor
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| I’ve got a shameless plug before
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| I plug you
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| Just follow me on SoundCloud
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| And don’t act like you’re blameless
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| Like you’re beyond my reproach
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| How much fucking work does it take to make a single playlist
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| Or throw me a repost
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| I still remember when I fell for you, your smile
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| Resembled that of Aphrodite’s, I wished I could call you mine
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| Forever, now we’re man and wife and we’ve made vows and walked the aisle
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| I’d never thought that me and you would be here, soon to raise a child
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| Together, I know this is special, we’ve put in nine months of time
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| And effort, so before your water breaks I’ve just got one last final question
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| All I need’s your SoundCloud information, you can type the letters
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| Babe, I know you’re close just hold your labor off till I press enter
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| And you see that orange button?
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| There’s no need to be reluctant
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| All you’ve gotta do is click the mouse down
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| It would mean so much to me, my baby
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| If you followed me on SoundCloud
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| (It's a click, it’s a fucking click!) |