| Now you fashion-lovin' Christians sure give me the blues
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| You must unload, you must unload
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| You’ll never get to heaven in your jewel-encrusted high-heeled shoes
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| You must, you must unload
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| For the way is straight and narrow and few are in the road
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| Brothers and sisters, there is no other hope
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| If you’d like to get to heaven and watch eternity unfold
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| You must, you must unload
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| And you money-lovin' Christians, you refuse to pay your share
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| You must unload, you must unload
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| Tryin' to get to heaven on the cheapest kind of fare
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| You must, you must unload
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| For the way is straight and narrow and few are in the road
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| Brothers and sisters, there is no other hope
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| If you’d like to get to heaven and watch eternity unfold
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| You must, you must unload
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| And you power-loving Christians in your fancy dinin' cars
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| You must unload, you must unload
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| We see you drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars
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| You must, you must unload
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| For the way is straight and narrow and few are in the road
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| Brothers and sisters, there is no other hope
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| If you’d like to get to heaven and watch eternity unfold
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| You must, you must unload
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| I think you must, you must unload |