| A mobile home in Anaheim
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| It’s double-wide it’s new, it’s clean
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| It’s a friendly town I think it’s time
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| It’s what we need
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| We had a long run together a life you can’t compare
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| But the world is changing and it’s getting strange out there
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| Forty years of motel rooms cigarettes and magazines
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| From Spokane clear down to Bakersfield
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| You might have seen us on the highway so many times before
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| But my dwarf is getting tired and my fat man just won’t travel anymore
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| Skinny-looking farmers brought their families down Looking for a fat time
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| Had to work all day just to make them spend one thin dime
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| Like hot dog contests man you could eat 'em
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| Might raise a buck or two
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| Boxing matches you couldn’t beat 'em
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| That midget kangaroo was a little too fast for you
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| We came down here to say good by to an old-time friend of mine
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| He died Inside his rubber suit out on the street of dreams
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| Lt was a hot July Sunday and he was working over time
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| Cause the people like seeing Mickey walk by down in Anaheim
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| Dwarves and fat men just might do the very best they can
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| But they can’t compare with Tomorrow Land it seems
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| We had some real Western times together but it can’t be like before
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| Cause my dwarf is getting tired and my fat man just won’t travel anymore
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| No we won’t be seen from Bakersfield clear up to Spokane anymore |