| They often call me Speedo but I don’t believe in wastin' time
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| (Time don’t believe in wastin' time)
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| I’ve known some pretty women and I’ve caused them to change their mind
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| (Mind, change their mind)
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| Well some they call me Moe and some they call me Joe
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| But just remember Speedo, he don’t never take it slow
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| Now they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl
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| (Earl, Mr. Earl) That’s what I said it now
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| They often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl
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| (Earl, Mr. Earl) Mr. Earl
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| Now I’m just the kind fellow’s always takin' other folks' girls
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| (Girls, taking their girls)
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| Yeah they often call me Speedo 'cause I don’t believe in wastin' time
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| (Time, wastin' time) I don’t believe in wastin' time
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| They often call me Speedo but I don’t believe in wastin' time
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| (Time, wastin' time) I don’t believe in wastin' time
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| Now I’ve known some pretty women and I’ve caused them to change their mind
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| (Mind, change their mind)
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| Ooh, honey, here comes that old Mr. Earl again, honey
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| He’s so fine!
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| Oh, get on away from here, girl. |
| I ain’t going to be bothered with you tonight
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| He can get low down too, a low down son of a bitch
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| Don’t you be holding on to me now, get away!
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| Hello, Mr. Earl!
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| Hey, you look good to me
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| You too, baby
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| What’s your name?
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| My name is Mary Lou |