| Well, you got no credit and I got no cash
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| Now that bonus they give us was nothing but trash
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| You been laid off at Goodyear, I been laid off at Hughes
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| It looks like a bad year, there just ain’t no use
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| 'Cause it’s Christmas in Southgate, you been a true friend
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| I ain’t never been much of a churchgoing man
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| But I’d even give up drinkin' whiskey and gin
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| If Jesus and Santa Claus ever get back down to Southgate again
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| Well, the telephone rang and it jumped off the wall
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| Says, We’re sorry, Buddy, but we can’t place your call
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| 'Cause Jesus don’t answer, Santa ain’t got back yet
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| What’s a poor old Red Cat got a right to expect?
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| So I called up my banker to ask for a loan
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| Said, It’s Christmas Eve, Buddy, there ain’t no one home
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| Then I called up my preacher and he said, We’re through
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| What the heck is a poor old Red Cat gonna do?
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| Now I’d work any job just to clear a day’s pay
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| Except for being President of the old USA
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| Now that’s dirty work, Lefty, no future, it’s true
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| I’d rather drink up my last nickel with you
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| Well it’s Christmas in Southgate, you been a true friend
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| I ain’t never been much of a churchgoin' man
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| But I’d even give up drinkin' whiskey and gin
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| If Jesus and Santa Claus ever come back down to Southgate again |