| Thank you, candidate Biden
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| My name is Bernie
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| Mr. Trump, please release your final closing statement immediately
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| They say, «Oh my God, did you see this Trump guy?"(who is this guy?)
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| The Mexicans were sent away, there’s no more crime (terrific)
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| I gave the black guys their own holidays and jobs (good job)
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| Employment ain’t this good since 1865
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| Who can bring you things you need like curly fries?
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| And all the Nikes I manufactured here in Hawaii (right here)
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| I gave your kids tax breaks for a brand new bike (here you go, faggot)
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| Now let me stay the Pres till 2025
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| So I say
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| Can Donny, can Donny, can I get your vote?
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| I gave you streets for your car instead of all them Chinese roads
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| I gave you soup and a few gummy worms and a drank
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| But now them brown men and women wanna come here all again
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| They say, «Oh my God, who is this Donny guy?"(who is this guy?)
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| He always wins and everyone knows that he’s right (he's always right)
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| He don’t let them monkeys climb the border to this side (uh-huh)
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| He’s not racist but someone has to stay in charge
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| This dude’s dong can’t be just the average normal size
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| It must be quite bigger than a average normal guy (believe me)
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| Them Asians, they should stick to cooking rice (they're good at it)
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| Kim Jong is now with me against the Mexican jihad
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| So I say
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| Can Donny, can Donny, can I get your vote?
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| I made your dreams come true, now everyone has two-three coats
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| You got boots and a soup from me, come gimme a break
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| I lowered drug costs, you could buy a chocolate shake
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| Shake, shake
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| Can Donny, can Donny, can I get four more?
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| I’ve made your dreams come true, now everybody doesn’t need to be poor
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| We got too many Uruguayans come to USA (too many)
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| I’ll build a wall or my middle name isn’t Donald J.
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| Look, I love all black people
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| I have all the best black people working for me, the best
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| Some of them are even gay
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| And by the way, I think gayness is great
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| Nobody loves more gay men than me
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| I’m from New York, it’s nothing but gay Jews over there
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| And I think it’s great
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| There’s also a lotta Hispanics, I love Hispanics
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| But they need to come here legally or I will bomb them
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| Can Donny, can Donny, can I get your vote? |
| (give me your vote, come on)
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| The Mexicans are already coming back here on their boats
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| Them gay Jew money Sudanese flew in with no plates (well, what are you doing
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| here?)
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| I’ll send 'em back to Iran and give you all a steak
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| Steak, steak
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| Them Chinese Japanese still making our clothes (clothes, hoes)
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| There cannot be a new president with a dumb name like Joe (my name is Bernie)
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| Cast your ballot for me, yeah, buddy vote for me all day (day, ay)
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| Them other candidates that are running are all gay
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| I’m not gay |