Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shvartza, artist - Rucka Rucka Ali. Album song Everything Is Racist, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 10.01.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Rucka Rucka Ali
Song language: English
Shvartza |
Hear a knock on the door, it’s the cops again |
(We know you’re in there) |
Said, «Hold on, could I finish my chicken?» |
(Almost done with this bucket) |
They said, «We got a report that you did some shit» |
(SHEIT!) |
I said, «Please officer, let me explain» |
(I'm a splain you) |
You see I’m a Black man |
In Arabic they call me Abed |
It’s Mooley in Italian |
But if you ask the Jews how to say it |
They’ll say |
I am a Shvartza |
Playin magic cards-tza |
Throwin me some darts-tza |
Tryin to have Fun |
I am a Shvartza |
Stealin shoppin carts-tza |
Wish upon a star-tza |
Swingin round my gun |
(Nice try pal) |
(You're coming with us) |
Break into yo house |
(I'm tellin' you the truf man) |
(Tell it to the judge) |
Lemme take yo couch |
(Thanks man) |
Police took me to jail where I stayed all day |
(I remember this place) |
(Woogie boogie) |
Took me weed, and my gun, and my Gucci shades |
(Where my Shades, man?) |
(I can’t see) |
Went to court and the judge said, «What do you say?» |
(How do you plead young man?) |
I said your honor, lemme talk if I may |
(May I 'proach this court) |
I’m a nigga you see |
Maw la cha in Cantonese |
Vaole zwetzak in Flemish |
Fuzzy in British |
And the way to say it in Yiddish is |
I am a Shvartza |
Drawin' me some hearts-tza |
Doin' crafts and arts-tza |
Never met my son |
I am a Shvartza |
Lettin' out some farts-tza |
Oops that was a Shart-tza |
Fried Kool-Aid for lunch |
(I sentence you to death row) |
(The record label?) |
Break into yo House |
(But I’m only 35, man) |
(I ain’t even finish high school) |
Can I stay on yo couch? |
(Any last words?) |
I’m a Shvartza |
Ridin golf carts |
In the park |
In the dark |
And I’m eatin' Pop Tarts-tza |
When fire starts |
You know I ain’t far-tza |
Burn down the city |
'Cause I finish what I start-tza |
Your dog barks at me |
When I walk by |
I’m like why |
But I’m smart |
Steal your car |
For it’s parts-tza |
End up behind bars |
Watching Bill Maher |
And I keep gettin' my ass beat |
By the jail guards |
Shvartza |
Shoppin at Walmart -tza |
I don’t work too hard-tza |
Hanging in the sun |
I am Ben Carson |
Driving in my car-son |
Drinking at the bar-son |
Presidential run |
(I will be running for office of America) |
Break in the White House |
(It's the job I need) |
(Under conditions of my parole) |
C’mon man, this my House |
(And I also sellin' magazine subscriptions) |
Break into yo house |
(And so I ask you American people to vote my ass President) |
(Please) |