| Hear a knock on the door, it’s the cops again
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| (We know you’re in there)
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| Said, «Hold on, could I finish my chicken?»
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| (Almost done with this bucket)
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| They said, «We got a report that you did some shit»
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| (SHEIT!)
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| I said, «Please officer, let me explain»
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| (I'm a splain you)
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| You see I’m a Black man
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| In Arabic they call me Abed
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| It’s Mooley in Italian
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| But if you ask the Jews how to say it
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| They’ll say
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| I am a Shvartza
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| Playin magic cards-tza
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| Throwin me some darts-tza
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| Tryin to have Fun
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| I am a Shvartza
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| Stealin shoppin carts-tza
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| Wish upon a star-tza
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| Swingin round my gun
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| (Nice try pal)
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| (You're coming with us)
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| Break into yo house
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| (I'm tellin' you the truf man)
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| (Tell it to the judge)
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| Lemme take yo couch
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| (Thanks man)
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| Police took me to jail where I stayed all day
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| (I remember this place)
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| (Woogie boogie)
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| Took me weed, and my gun, and my Gucci shades
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| (Where my Shades, man?)
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| (I can’t see)
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| Went to court and the judge said, «What do you say?»
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| (How do you plead young man?)
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| I said your honor, lemme talk if I may
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| (May I 'proach this court)
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| I’m a nigga you see
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| Maw la cha in Cantonese
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| Vaole zwetzak in Flemish
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| Fuzzy in British
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| And the way to say it in Yiddish is
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| I am a Shvartza
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| Drawin' me some hearts-tza
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| Doin' crafts and arts-tza
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| Never met my son
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| I am a Shvartza
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| Lettin' out some farts-tza
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| Oops that was a Shart-tza
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| Fried Kool-Aid for lunch
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| (I sentence you to death row)
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| (The record label?)
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| Break into yo House
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| (But I’m only 35, man)
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| (I ain’t even finish high school)
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| Can I stay on yo couch?
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| (Any last words?)
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| I’m a Shvartza
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| Ridin golf carts
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| In the park
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| In the dark
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| And I’m eatin' Pop Tarts-tza
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| When fire starts
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| You know I ain’t far-tza
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| Burn down the city
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| 'Cause I finish what I start-tza
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| Your dog barks at me
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| When I walk by
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| I’m like why
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| But I’m smart
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| Steal your car
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| For it’s parts-tza
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| End up behind bars
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| Watching Bill Maher
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| And I keep gettin' my ass beat
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| By the jail guards
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| Shvartza
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| Shoppin at Walmart -tza
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| I don’t work too hard-tza
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| Hanging in the sun
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| I am Ben Carson
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| Driving in my car-son
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| Drinking at the bar-son
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| Presidential run
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| (I will be running for office of America)
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| Break in the White House
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| (It's the job I need)
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| (Under conditions of my parole)
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| C’mon man, this my House
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| (And I also sellin' magazine subscriptions)
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| Break into yo house
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| (And so I ask you American people to vote my ass President)
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| (Please) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Shvartza , by - Rucka Rucka Ali. Song from the album Everything Is Racist, in the genre Альтернатива