Lyrics Party in the TSA - Rucka Rucka Ali

Party in the TSA

I walk through the door at LAX
And I see some brown men
Said, «Ooh that looks suspicious"(Whoa)
I’m gonna search them
I walk up to the Arabs and grab the first guy
Drag him off, pulling him by the burka
He said this is racist, leaving me no choice but to taze him
And then I checked his butt for explosives
I said, «Why are you so nervous?»
That’s when I slapped a sticker
On his anus and, and said thank you for your time
You been gracious helping us
Preventing a jihad
Everybody put your hands up, I play with some dongs
I know it’s just kinda gay
Holding some butts like yeah
Touching some dicks like yeah
Giving couple handjobs, raping some butts
Got a boner on me all day
Yeah, it’s a party in the TSA
Yeah, it’s a party in the TSA
I see thugs at security check
Disguised as business men
Said, «Who let in R Kelly’s clique?»
Bringing crack rocks on the plane
I throw him down on the floor and start pounding
I asked him how did you break outta LA county
He said I want a lawyer, let go
I said don’t be getting all ghetto
I brought the dogs to help out with the searches
I’m sorry ma’am but your purse is
Over half a gram over the weight of goo
And that’s 80 fucking bucks
And we’re taking all your stuff
Sir please take off all your socks
Then I pull their pants off and play with their balls
I know it’s just kinda gay
Holding some butts like yeah
Touching some dicks like yeah
And if I see a Ayrab I’m taking his stuff
And I send him to Guantanamo Bay
Yeah, it’s a party in the TSA
Yeah, it’s a party in the TSA
People waiting for their flight
Have no dignity or rights
Some are like «Come on we’re white»
But my fist says we’re all brown on the inside
Everybody put your hands up, I play with some dongs
I know it’s just kinda gay
Holding some butts like yeah
Touching some dicks like yeah
Giving couple handjobs, raping some butts
Got a boner on me all day
Yeah, it’s a party in the TSA
Yeah, it’s a party in the TSA
Then I pull their pants off and play with their balls
I know it’s just kinda gay
Holding some butts like yeah
Touching some dicks like yeah
And if I see a Ayrab I’m taking his stuff
And I send him to Guantanamo Bay
Yeah, it’s a party in the TSA
Yeah, it’s a party in the TSA