Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Oscar the Incel, artist - Rucka Rucka Ali. Date of issue: 26.10.2022
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Oscar the Incel |
| Hey man, can I get two bucks |
| I live in the trash, you down? |
| I’ll get Snuffleupagus |
| (To blow you, baby) |
| Welcome to the street where Muppet bitches got they hand out |
| Rosita only feed her taco til your money ran out |
| Zoe gave a blowie to a man with a Millennio |
| Don’t bother with a monster 'cause the way my life panned out |
| Julia got an OnlyFans, when she turned 18 |
| Can’t get up in her snatch, I ain’t got no green |
| Fuck these dolls, ain’t got no girl for me |
| I thought of going gay, like Bert and Ernie (Oh, baby) |
| Never met a thot that was even worth a diddle |
| Never had a friend, they would sell me for a tittle |
| Girls don’t wanna fuck me unless I’m drivin me a little |
| Lex, Durango, or a Grand Trizzle |
| And all I got is a Sprocket |
| With no spot to park it (Oh no…) |
| I’m just a green small drop of jock itch |
| It’s cool, I don’t even want a bitch |
| Never hang with Elmo, no |
| Never smoke crack with Grover |
| I just wanna chill alone |
| In my trash bin (In the trash, in the trash) |
| Never gonna eff no hoes |
| Never have a crew, fuck nos |
| Everyone out there is gross |
| Man, I’m grouchy (So yacky, so yacky, so yacky) |
| No bitch for me |
| «Get away from me, you stupid girls!» |
| No friends for me |
| «Go away, faggots!» |
| Now just so you get your facts right |
| Women gaslight, Telly lost his cash right? |
| Kermit tried it with Ms. Piggy, she a fat swine |
| Drained his ass and left with his last dime (Clean your room, bucko) |
| Big Bird thought he’ll try his shot with the ladies |
| Prairie Dawn fucked him 'cause he pay for her Mercedes |
| That’s the kind of shit we ain’t teaching to these babies |
| Let me educate you little suckas before it’s too late |
| A is for All you bitches |
| Want my green, and my riches |
| Status chasing, ratchet witches |
| Count should make you make sandwiches |
| Never hang with Elmo, no |
| Never smoke crack with Grover |
| I just wanna chill alone |
| In my trash bin (In the trash, in the trash) |
| Never gonna eff no hoes |
| Never have a crew, fuck nos |
| Everyone out there is gross |
| Man, I’m grouchy (So yacky, so yacky, so yacky) |
| Hey man, can I get two bucks |
| I live in the trash, you down? |
| I’ll get Snuffleupagus |
| To blow you |
| Never gettin' laid in life (Nope) |
| I’ll be always gay and die (Yep) |
| And be violated by some Kurd dude |
| (Nine O’Leven) |