| My fellow Americans
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| It has come to my attention
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| A black man is
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| In the White House
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| Please rest assured
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| The Secret Service is looking into the matter
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| And the black man will be dealt with
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| Thank you
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| If you’re talking
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| About me on your twitter
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| Or chatting with your neighbour
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| Calling me a white house nigger
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| I see you on the
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| I hear you on the
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| Why don’t you say it
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| To my face?
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| You’re talking shit about me
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| When you take off your clothes
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| Taking some titty picture
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| Posting them videos
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| For some old man to jerk it
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| I see you on the
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| I’m checkin' on the
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| Come rub them titties
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| In my face
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| Showing your tits without me…
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| Your Guns
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| I really want’em (I want your guns)
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| Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns)
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| I’ll give 'em back and I need
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| Your funds
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| I need some money (I need some money)
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| Give me some money (Give me some money)
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| Hillary Rodham is a
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| Bull dyke
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| She munches carpets
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| She has hairy armpits
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| And we be tappin' on your
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| Phone Lines
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| When you talk 'bout me
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| When you insult me
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| You’re saying fuck me
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| I can hear you talking shit
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| Telling people I ain’t shit
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| Suck my giant hairy dick
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| I FLY A ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE
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| I hear you on the
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| I’m checkin' on the
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| You’re talking 'bout me
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| Everyday
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| You’re such a player hater
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| Hey fuck you Edward Snowden
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| Why you fuck with my shit for?
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| This guy is a hero?
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| He’s another bum living at the airport
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| I see him on the
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| Drinkin' a pint of
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| Hennessy
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| Come catch a flight with me
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| Esse
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| I got drones circling in the
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| WHOLE WORLD
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| You wanna start shit?
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| Ya better watch it
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| I see the hobbit porn that you watch
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| ONLINE
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| Oh, you embarrassed?
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| Should I show your parents?
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| Whatcha get your ass kicked in the
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| LUNCHLINE
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| Ya little faggot
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| Dungeons and Dragons
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| You’re just a 4eyed virgin
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| Book Worm
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| Ya feel like scrapping?
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| Yeah bro come at me
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| My boys are strapping
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| When you’re walking
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| minding your business
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| Or at home trying
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| heels and lipsticks
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| I’m watching you from
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| Air Force One
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| So before you talk shit
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| Be careful son
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| I monitor your
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| High-speed connection
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| To help you vote for me
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| next election
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| I watch you pee
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| For your own protection
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| I’m in your dreams
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| Like Inception
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| My skin is
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| Brown and white
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| When I’m in your kitchen
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| I blend in and hide
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| My ears are built in
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| Hearin’shit you say
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| Tell your children
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| I’m under the bed
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| Edward Snowden
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| You fucked up, mah niggy
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| Ask Bin Laden 'bout
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| Fuckin' with me
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| I went to show him
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| How I deal with hoes
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| Think I won’t punch you
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| Where your penis grows?
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| Smack a bitch
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| Get down
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| What’s up now?
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| yeah
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| Would you like to twerk?
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| Everybody let’s twerk
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| I really don’t like to work
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| Yeah
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| Suck my balls
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| Hey who cut the cheese?
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| Play the surveillance tape back
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| Hell no it wasn’t me
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| I should put you in jail for saying that
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| Hey that’s me on the
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| Stealing a thigh from
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| This must be some kind of
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| mistake
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| I was at home watching
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| Real House Wives
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| With all my daughters
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| Well the ones I know of
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| You know about keeping track of children and us
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| Black guys
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| Please don’t arrest me
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| Here I’m confesing
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| Since when is stealing chicken
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| A crime?
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| I was really hungry
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| And I had no money
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| And they wouldn’t accept my
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| Food Stamps
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| I’m really sorry
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| Let’s play atari
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| I am Bengali
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| I’m from Benghazi
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| Ladies and Gentlemen of this
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| All white females jury of my peers
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| I look forward to my time in prison
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| Where I could easily find crack
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| And hangout with my good friend OJ
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| Spying on Americans is like uh
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| Saying the N-word
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| Only a black president can do it
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| hehe hehe
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| As your president
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| I replaced the bald eagle
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| With the fried chicken
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| Thank you
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| Four more years |