| Now Carolla, why did ya team Lose?!
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| Now hold on a second, &buy the way
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| My Fellow Americans, I’d like to announce that I’m running for uh,
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| president of America, as a Black Man this time!
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| I did some time in jail,
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| I did a crime with Michelle
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| We stole from fried watermelon
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| Yip Yippity Ki Yay
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| I’m known to smack up a bitch
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| I got kool-aid in the fridge
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| I never met my kids
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| Their real dad is Kanye
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| Guns yeah I sold em
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| Hoes tricks yeah I told em
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| Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
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| Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.
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| Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
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| No please don’t tase me
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| My name’s Obama
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| I was born in Haiti
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| I still get food st&s
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| I’m just lazy
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| I’m still on welfare
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| So fuck you pay me
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| They might arrest you
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| But you could blame me
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| They’ll pull me over
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| Incarcerate me
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| If I get unemployed
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| Shit don’t phase me
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| My name’s Obama
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| I roll with Jay-Z
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| Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
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| Are you young Jeezer?
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| How’d you get in the White House?
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| I smoke a lot of Newports
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| I sit a lot on the porch
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| I stole 2012 Porsche
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| From my Neighbors Driveway
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| I did alotta of drug deals
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| I killed Osama for treals
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| I blamed it on Navy SEALS
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| And fucked his bitch sideways
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| Bro, yeah I’m holdin'
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| Rocks weed meth heroin
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| White House garden showin'
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| What you think I’m growin' daisies?
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| Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
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| No it’s OK see
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| My name’s Obama
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| I’m half Kuwaiti
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| It’s hard to look white
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| Robbing Macy’s
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| Give me the FUBU
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| Don’t try to play me
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| Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
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| No please don’t mace me
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| My name’s Obama
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| I dance like Swayze
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| If you live in Detroit
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| Yawta thank me
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| My name’s Obama
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| I’m Pakistani
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| Before I came in the White House
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| I used to smoke crack
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| I used to sold crack
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| I used to roll so black
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| I was born in Dubai
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| I’d like to go back
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| Where’s all my hoes at?
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| Take off your clothes
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| And don’t talk back
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| Now the American people have a clear choice
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| Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane?
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| Or with the back of my hand?
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| It’s hard to look white
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| When I’m smackin' Ladies
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| So it’s no wonder
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| Ya’ll crackers hate me
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| Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
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| And this is crazy
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| I stealed your hummer
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| And throwed your baby
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| Sandusky touched a boy
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| Or so they say see
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| My name’s Obama
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| Chicken is tasty
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| Before I came in the White House
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| I used to smoke crack
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| I use to sold crack
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| I use to roll so black
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| If all you haters don’t like me
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| Lick my ballsack
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| Ya’ll haters fall back
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| So fuck you pay me
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| I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
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| I’m sorry I get that from my mother
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| She is a typical white person |