| Ich mag nicht fünfzigste Celebrity Apprenta!
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| Meet new host Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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| Mr. Bieber, why’d your team lose?
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| Mumbling «I don’t know bro»
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| No excuses! | 
| Off to the gas chamber!
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| Now for paid political advertising
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| Look, I’m rich as hell from my real estate and sale of shirts
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| I wish this president would give us better health insurance
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| I’ll build a wall, just got taller with a better view
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| I’ll build the Mexicans who make good money from cocaine
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| I just sold the billion hats
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| If you even blink I just sold a billion more, it’s for charity!
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| My name’s Donnie Trump and I’m orange and pink
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| My name’s Donnie Trump for prez 2016
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| That’s my name, okay! | 
| It’s on my birth certificate!
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| We’re gonna bring down crime
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| We’ll keeps cops guns and bug spray braced (I love cops!)
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| I’ll build a wall so big that’ll keep all of the spics out
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| We’re gonna bring back jobs (Jobs, jobs!)
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| It’ll be so great!
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| I’ll build a wall so big that you’ll say
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| «Donald, it’s too big! | 
| Can you bring it a few feet down?»
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| Believe me. | 
| I know walls
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| I went to the best schools. | 
| The best
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| I got perfect marks. | 
| Perfect
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| My teachers said: «Donald, your marks are too high for us!»
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| «Could you get a few answers wrong?»
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| Sometimes certain people talk about a certain Trump
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| They probably do it so their ratings start going up
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| They say: «Who could we invite on the show?»
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| «The low ratings here are killing us! | 
| We probably should invite Trump!»
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| Look at the numbers. | 
| I have the best polls
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| Best clothes
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| Best dressed in my own Trump suit and tie
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| Oh look behind me, it’s Hillary and Sanders
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| If you faggots come from Mexico you have to take a ladder
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| Who’s this curry-face in charge with Al-Qaeda links? | 
| (Look, who is this guy?)
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| I’ll send him back through immigration to find out what language he speaks
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| Ma’a salama ding dong, motherfucker!
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| Look, I love black guys (And blacks love me!)
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| I think blacks are great
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| I love Hispanic things like taco salad by the roadside!
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| We’re in a big decline (Cline, cline!)
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| I’ll make this country great
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| So we could have nice things like snacks and cheese and crackers (It's great,
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| yeah!)
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| I used to host the Apprentice, it was on every Sunday
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| We will build a couple things and give each a different name
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| And everyone of them competed back and that’ll let them stay
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| See in which one could make the most money for me
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| Now I’m travelling around the country with my friends
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| Saying things people like to hear about Mexicans
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| Please, take a MAGA hat and wear it, that is your donation
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| Thanks, I don’t even take money (Laugh)
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| When this world is mine (Mine, mine)
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| I’ll build a wall in space
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| And everyone will see that my penis is a pretty big cock (I guarantee that!)
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| I don’t like China (Na, na)
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| Although the food is great (It's great!)
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| And those Chinese chinks have a big wall to keep the spics out
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| I love Mexicans. | 
| The Mexicans love me
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| I love Mexicans. | 
| I love Mexicans. | 
| Trust me
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| I get along with them. | 
| I get along with everybody
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| So vote for your good friend Donnie
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| And if you don’t vote Trump, you’ll be rounded up today
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| Folded onto a train and sent off to vacation
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| There you will be taught the correct way to vote
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| All thanks to my good friend Donnie |