| Hey there little kids, my name’s Jared, I’m a friend!
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| Can I eat a sandwich with you?
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| How 'bout a footlong? |
| Wheat or white? |
| What kinda bread?
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| Help me squeeze the mayo out this tube
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| Got my mind on your body, and your body’s only 9.
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| Have a taste of my Terikyaki sauce, you wanna try?
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| Don’t tell your mother
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| Kiss the cucumber
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| It’s time for supper…
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| I’m the footlong lover!
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| 5… 5 dollar… 5 dollar foot dong!
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| Put me down, you scream and start to cry
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| Don’t be scared, just have a little bite!
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| I’m Jared, I’m the Subway guy… let’s do a line!
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| I’m the footlong lover!
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| Guess how many kids I can fit, in these pants!
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| Have you had the meatballs they’re… good
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| Yes I like my subs like I like, my women:
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| I like them 6 and 12, yeah!
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| Got my mind on your body, and your body’s only 9
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| Add some chips and a drink for just $ 1.99!
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| Go get your brother
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| I got a boner
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| Would you like that toasted?
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| I’m the footlong lover!
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| 5… 5 dollar… 5 dollar foot dong!
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| Take a bath with me, and close the blinds
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| Here’s some ranch, you got it in your eye!
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| I tuck my shirt in all the time… now you know why!
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| I’m the footlong lover!
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| 5… 5 dollar…
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| I’m the footlong lover!
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| 5 dollar foot dong!
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| Shhh… I got a boner. |
| Uh, I would a Kids Meal, with extra kids
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| Got my mind on your body, and your body’s only 9
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| C’mon. |
| Even Michael Jackson got three second-chances!
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| Have a taste of my minisub, it turns into a grinder!
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| How 'bout if I go through your Craigslist history? |
| Wanna know what my favorite
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| sub is? |
| Turkey Ham!
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| Eat this double meaty yummy sub
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| Tell your parents that you played outside
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| Chicken’s still in the microwave… each fucking time!
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| I’m the footlong lover!
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| Turkey Ham
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| I’m the footlong lover!
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| I, like kids, is that fucking crime?
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| No please, don’t fucking start to cry… or you will die!
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| I’m the footlong lover!
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| 5… 5 dollar… 5 dollar foot dong!
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| I’m the footlong lover! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Jared the Footlong Lover , by - Rucka Rucka Ali. Song from the album Everything Is Racist, in the genre Альтернатива